8 Million Dollar Home

US$172.00

Yoo from outta town boy? Let me shoo yoo round my manshoon . . . I don’t have no personal hoom theatre, I got my own hoom drive in! And looky here, I don’t have no fireplace, I have a volcano, bro, and it is HOT, vesooviasly HOT! That’s why I’m wearin no clothes, not cos I like yoo . . . in yr tight pantyhoose . . .

Specs

FEATURES

Water resistant 900D shell & 150D Ripstop lining, 1 x external pocket with 2 X internal pockets 2 x internal side pockets, 1 x internal mesh zip pocket & “super stealth” velcro cover, Padded & Brushed Nylon lined main compartment plus numerous configurable dividers, plastic stiffening layer in base. Adjustable removable, 13” laptop sleeve. Adjustable shoulder strap. Shoulder Pad. Side gear loops, Carry handle.

HOLDS

Crumpler’s NEW 8 Million Dollar Home provides the logical bridge between the 7 Mill and the Brazillion. A newly renovated, low profile shoulder bag offering protection for all your photo +/or video gear. Features our new velcro silencer, as standard for the the entire Million Dollar Home range (06A-10A), for those who prefer those quieter photo expeditions! The footprint is that of the 7 Mill but with added depth allowing one to vertically stash a Pro D-SLR with 70-200mm f/2.8 lens attached (hood reversed). There’s room down the sides for your essential chunky zooms, primes and or speedlights. We’ve also thrown in a new configurable divider which transforms the 8 Mill into a photo/laptop bag suitable, at a pinch, to hold a 13” laptop along with your photo/video equipment. Loaded sensibly and sparingly, the 8 Mill will facilitate the modern D-SLR in sport/portrait, shoot-to-thrill mode, whilst allowing stealthily secure yet accessible lens changes.